
Methane Poisoning Card
$5.00
Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed.
*THE DEETS *
* Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning.”
* Blank inside
* 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
* Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back