After so many years in the business we have come to consider ourselves odd kinds of experts when it comes to knowing what occasions call for which sentiments. Truth be told there are certain instances that just plain suck. As such, there is nothing so satisfying as a solid curse, and of course of all of these, the classics are the best of all. (We hope you never have to use this card. But as we get older we also know that's highly unlikely too.) Offset printed on recycled paper in Canada. Blank card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and includes A2 envelope.